Just so you know, I'm semi-active on Tegaki still. I update and stuff. Mostly Trekkie crap.
_{For the poor fool who doesn't know Tegaki, or who hasn't found me on there... [link]}

I'm getting married, you know. And it's all ~Dancing-Elephant and *Mai-Raven's fault. YOU GUYS TURNED ME INTO A TREKKIEEE.
So I left behind a Spock doodle in a classroom, and a couple of days later there was a proposal on it. BAWW. She's kind of old (nineteen-twentyish xD) and talks nonstop and she's a MEGA SUPER TREKKIE.

So yeah. I'm getting married. You're all invited.


The dress code is "Trekkie". Interpret that as you wish.

I'm bored. I haven't slept well. My head hurts like a bitch.

I had sooooo much coffee yesterday. I thought I'd end up puking all night. (Like that time when I was twelve and I had five cups in one day, without having had a lot before, and I threw up ALLL NIGHTT. At my grandparents' place.)
But whatever. I feel all right now.
JUST A HEADACHE.
AUGHHH.



Does anybody miss me and my shitty art? I-:

(It is if you'd like to see me do Heroes or Star Trek fanart, anyway.)

<sub>[Edit: I'd just like to clarify that this is fucking impossible for a reason. I don't actually want to do a request. I know I'll just end up not doing it for two years until everybody's forgotten about it anyway, even the original requester, even though that person will dislike me greatly without remembering why. Haha, and the prize options totally suck. I mean, Star Trek or Heroes? Where's the good stuff you guys are WATCHING me for, right? Ah, well, fuck it. It's still cool if somebody gets ANY of these. And yees, I know, it's "that kung fu song", but the artist is required as well. xD
Oh, and by the way, you don't get minus points for being wrong. So here's an idea: guess every song that has ever existed in world history on every number, and you're bound to get them all right! YEAH! Shit, I am so smart.

Should I offer consolation prizes for those who are able to guess a few? Since I'm obviously not doing the ultimate prize.

Also, COME ON PEOPLE. Numbers 1, 3, 12, 13, 15 and 22 are REALLY EASY. And if you've ever listened to some bands that are REALLY (or maybe just semi) famous, you should be able to guess 5, 6, 8, 11, 14, 16, 17, 18, 19 and 20 as well.
I was expecting you guys to get at least ONE right by now. xD

No, I don't consider inconspicuously listening through songs that you think might be right only to make sure to be cheating. Like, if you think that the nonexistent number 23, "It's like forgetting the words to your favourite song" MIGHT be Eet by Regina Spektor, then it's okay to listen to it to make sure.
If you haven't heard anything by Regina Spektor, by the way, you should check her out.

Am I going to have to give you guys clues? Like... the genre. Or the first letter of the artist.]</sub>



Rules
1. Put your music player of choice on shuffle.
2. Post the first line from the first ten or twenty songs that play. No skipping over the embarrassing ones!
3. Whenever somebody guesses a song and artist correctly, put that line in bold.
4. Googling is cheating.

1. My tears are falling, 'cause you're taking her away
2. See that girl, watch her dance
3. Everybody needs somebody
4. ¿Cómo saber si en un futuro la paso sentado?
5. My brother, you love her
6. Do I hear what I think I'm hearing?
7. Rescue me when I get too deep
8. Look up, what do you see?
9. Here I am, I need your shoulder, sister
10. You're politically correct no matter what you say
11. Dead men lying on the bottom of the grave
12. Wir fahr'n fahr'n fahr'n auf der Autobahn
13. She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah (Thank youuu, ~Kaos111!! The right answer was "She Loves You" by The Beatles. (THE TITLE WAS IN THE GODDAMN LINE. SERIOUSLY. WTF.))
14. Let me desecrate you child
15. Everybody was kung fu fighting (Thanks, ~ReggieTuesday. The song is "Kung Fu Fighting" by Carl Douglas. DUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.)
16. Slip inside the eye of your mind
17. I saw your face, elegant and tired
18. The amount of pills I'm taking counteracts the booze I'm drinking (~ReggieTuesday doesn't fail, apparently. The right answer was "Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough For The Two Of Us" by My Chemical Romance.)
19. Whenever I want you around, yeah
20. This heart of mine is made of silver
21. Tänk att män som han kan finnas
22. Luna de todas las noches


Guess away, bitches.

_{I did twenty-two because I'm COOL.}


Tell you what, if you can guess twelve of the songs, I'll draw you something. And I mean background (a crappy attempt at it anyway), inking, colouring, the whole package. Any characters/pairings from Star Trek (TOS) or Heroes.
_{No Avatar?! WHAT?!!! Well, I might make an exception if it's Sokkara. Other than that, no, 'cause I need to take a break.}

If the pairing you're requesting is incestuous slash, especially if it's Petrellicest, you get a bonus point.

If anybody actually manages this (AND NO CHEATING, YOU GUYS, I WILL KNOW, ACTUALLY I WON'T, BUT FUCKKK I TRUST YOU ENOUGH TO OFFER THIS MUCH, YOU CAN'T CHEAT), you can expect the finished product in two to two thousand weeks. (You think I'm kidding? No, bitch, this is going to take ages. And I don't want to hear any complaining. Just think of it this way: the longer I wait, the more my skills will have improved by the time I actually get to it.)



Some of these are waaay too easy. It's all right, though, because some of them are waaay too hard. Like 2 and 9. I didn't even know I had those songs. I didn't know they existed. At all.
And then I left my iTunes library on shuffle. I have some weird shit on my computer. I wish some of it had come up as one of the first twenty-two, because it would be fucking awesome if anybody could guess it.




The following isn't relevant at all to anybody, so you can skip it. Just get guessing instead.



<sub>Fuckkk.

I'm bored. I've got the week away from school. Everybody does here. And I don't know what to do with all my free time. (I'm going to pretend that the option to finish all those really, really old requests didn't even occur to me. Or the kiribans. Or... you know... whatever... it never crossed my mind...)

I spent the weekend in Uppsala at my grandparents' place, anyway. The only Internet they have is on this really old computer. It's the computer we had before the one we had before the one we had before the one that is the old computer in the family now. So I was without Internet for TWO WHOLE DAYS. EURHGRFDJKSFH. All because old computers weird me out. I mean, G3, WTFFFFFF.
So anyway. I'm happy, 'cause I discovered a comic book store not at all far away from their apartment. The town I live in is fucking LAME and it has nothing like that. So walking around in a comic book store for half an hour was like eating properly after starving for two years. They had loads of manga. Most of which I'd never heard of. And half the store was dedicated to Warhammer, which was awesome as well.

I'm sorry for being so inactive all the time, too. And for deleting everything I upload. If there's anything in particular you're missing, just tell me. I'll email it or reupload it or completely ignore you.</sub>

Something long, hard, attached to Kirk, and sliding in and out of Spock. Anybody guess?


So I don't know.

I've been watching Dexter lately. I find it awesome how my social studies/history/religion teacher looks exactly like Dexter, only slightly skinnier and with a beard. I just can't concentrate in class any more. Especially since said teacher is a total weirdo. (In the awesome sense.) He'll yell at people and make crude jokes and kick off his shoes and turn over tables and play loud music and show us UFC and he has the most far-fetched exercises to explain things to us. (Sometimes, one of the students will be in on it. I once had to act devastated, because he loudly accused me of cheating, ripped my test results apart and dragged me, as far as everybody else was concerned, to the principal's office. Afterwards, I came back to the classroom without him, not responding to any "Are you okay?"'s, and everybody was TRULY CONCERNED. And then he came back and cracked up when the class verbally assaulted him. I don't remember what the point was. I think it had to do with dictatorship.
It's actually funny how everybody just swallowed it, knowing what he's like. I must be a really good actor. Or everybody just thinks it's probable that I'd cheat. And get caught. OTL)

And he walks funny.

He's just great.

And he'd make a great serial killer.




Anyway, I had my last cup of tea six hours ago. I've pissed THREE TIMES since. And I STILL have to go to the bathroom. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!!

"I AM IN CONTROL OF MY EMOTIONS! ... Boohoo."


The door to my room has a broken lock. I guess, in a way, it's actually a bit frightening, because it sometimes works, and sometimes it doesn't. I usually lock it without thinking about it (it's the teenager's wanking habit), and now suddenly, when I go to unlock it, I can't. So I'm locked in, and the only other way out is my window. I'm on the third floor.

Luckily, I've got this pocket knife on my keychain. It's exceptionally small, and also broken and dull. The blade is all loose and it wobbles when I try to use it, and I've stabbed myself with it countless times. It doesn't even leave a mark. Anyway, I use it to pick the lock whenever this happens (a few times a day), and it mostly works. Mostly. It's actually quite fantastic, since I've never considered how a lock works. I still don't know, even if I have a faint idea. The deal with my lock is, though, that something is fucked up in there. Sometimes I have to use the knife to push pieces away in order to get my key into the lock. That's just... oops. Someday I'm going to be stuck in here. I'm lucky my dad is such a strong bloke, he'll probably be able to use some violence on the door to get open. Or off its hinges.

Also, I've fallen HARD for the Star Trek fandom. My childhood phobia for the series has worn off since long, I suppose. (This is all thanks to ... and , too.) I've started watching The Original Series now. Just a few episodes. Spock just keeps getting better and better. To hell with Quinto, Nimoy is just YES.

Speaking of ,
det verkar som om du haft det surt på sistone. Jag vill göra dig glad. MEN DU FÅR VÄNTA OCH SE HUR DET SKA GÅ TILL.

Nej, jag tänker inte hyra en strippa åt dig.


My grandparents are here visiting right now. I haven't seen them in AGES. But it's their fault this week has been so fucked up, really.

They were to be here on Friday, so ALL WEEK we've been cleaning. I've actually been home "sick" THREE DAYS from school to clean. Well, two days, and I was partially sick, and partially dad wanted me to help. The third day I overslept and missed classes anyway. Anyway, where was I? Oh, yeah, so, due to all the cleaning and the staying home, I've felt like it's the week before Christmas. It's just the same: lots of stressed cleaning, every corner has to be SPOTLESS, and funny business in town with dad, just like when we're out Christmas shopping, and then throw some relatives in there and mix it up.

The funny business in town were really funny. We went to leave some junk from the apartment at my dad's studio. We had a rented car, since ours has been at the shop for two weeks. (It's really messed up, all of it. Some computer thing broke because there had been COFFEE spilt on the dashboard, which had made its way into the car and completely killed it. And they replaced the wrong computer part at first. And now we have to pay for both. In dollars, I think it would be about $2300.) Then we returned the rental, walked downtown, had coffee, I bought pens and a new sketchpad, and then we went to the Mac store (I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY FINALLY OPENED ONE; THE LAST ONE CLOSED DOWN AGES AGO AND IT HAS BEEN KILLING ME NOT TO HAVE ONE. I EVEN HAVE TO TYPE ALL OF IT IN CAPS TO REALLY EMPHASIZE THIS), and I bought Snow Leopard, which by the way is AWESOME, and marvelled at how much the new Mac store (which, BY THE WAY, does not actually have anything to do with Apple, they just sell their awesome stuff) SUCKSSSSS ASSSSSS, it's so goddamn empty, and I know this sentence is really, really long, and then we were going to go geek over airplane magazines, but dad got an SMS from the auto repair shop that the car was done, but we had to get there in twenty minutes, so we called for a cab, but it never came, so we grabbed another one that just so happened to be passing through, and we went to the shop and we got the car and we weeped over the cost of the repairs, since we don't have that kind of money anyway. End of sentence.

Everything actually seems to sucking out our money nowadays. The car breaks down (several times the last year), we have to rent a new one, the freezer shuts off for no reason and lots and lots of food is ruined, the dog rips of a claw (THE THIRD IN A YEAR) and we have to pay the vet as well, dad's computers keep breaking in funny and inventive ways, and it just goes on and on and on. We were planning to go somewhere warm during the holidays. HA. Forget that.

Also, just the SMELL of surströmming ("fermented Baltic herring") makes my mouth water. It's one of the best dishes Sweden has to offer, and I CAN'T BELIEVE SO MANY PEOPLE HATE IT. BECAUSE IT PWNS. I mean, did you think the Japanese were the only ones who had raw fish? Huh? Ours is better yet, because it has a strong smell that will remain here for a looong time. Our neighbours should actually be able to smell it, too. Most people choose to flush the leftovers down the toilet afterwards. You just... have to get it out at once or you never will.

Well, I'm sure that makes all of you want it real bad, eh?



I'll bet some people are wondering, "Huh? What? Aren't you one of those vegetarians, bitch?"
Well, when I first crossed over to the dark side all those years ago, my mum happened to have a fish-eating vegetarian co-worker, so she got it into her head that of course all vegetarians should be okay with the fish-eating and all. And then she said that if I wanted to eat vegetarian meals at home, I'd have to put up with fish every once in a while. I agreed.

There's nothing in my vego-philosophy, really, that says I can't eat fish or meat. I don't see anything wrong with it. My reasons for vegetarianism are purely ecological. In theory, I could eat meat again. But it would weird me out. I just haven't had meat in three years, and I don't need it. I don't crave it.

As I see it, meat is technically something that I could eat, but I wouldn't really consider. Like how people will eat dogs in some parts of the world. It's logical, they're food, but it's not something you'd consider here. Right? Well, I couldn't look at a cow and see food more than I do when I look at my Jack Russell terrier.

Anyway, I basically only eat fish when I'm at a relative's house (none of my grandparents seem to grasp the concept of "vegetarianism", but will agree to cook fish), and once a year when we eat surströmming. Most types of fish make my stomach turn nowadays. It's because the last time I had fish (except the surströmming), I also puked and puked and puked and puked until there was nothing left to puke. And ever since, whenever I think of fish (EXCEPT SURSTRÖMMING), I feel sick. Can't help it.

What was my point again? Oh yeah. I'm not really a vegetarian, at least not for the reasons people usually are. I'm just an idiot.

Pork is also the grossest thing in the universe. So even if I HAD to go back to meat, I'd stay away from pork. I mean, seriously, EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.



The only animal I've ever thought of eating these last three years are spiders. I saw these fried spiders on TV once. Oh, and dried insects. We had students from a school in Zimbabwe come visit us once, as well as a few teachers, and they brought some, and I didn't get to taste any because they only had a few, but I think I'd like that. I mean, it's crazy that we don't eat insects anyway, they're a great source of protein.



I've also discovered that I have an irrational fear of all shops except art stores and computer stores. I cannot explain it. All I know is, I get queasy just thinking of going to the convenience store, or going SHOPPING FOR CLOTHES. OH NOOO OOOOO OOO OO OOOHHHHHHHHASgGFDJHSDSFKJjklh

DON'T JUUUDGEE MEEEEEEEE




You know, my brother punched me (REALLY HARD) in the arm in the middle of a conversation yesterday. Out of nowhere. I went, "Oouuuchhh! What?" and he gave me a crazy face and said, in a creepy voice, "It just makes me so happy!"

The scary part is, this is actually normal behaviour for the two of us.

_{HAAA, MY BROTHER IS AWESOME.}


If you hadn't figured it out already, there was absolutely no point to this WHATSOEVER. I just wanted to rant about stuff.