(It is if you'd like to see me do Heroes or Star Trek fanart, anyway.)

<sub>[Edit: I'd just like to clarify that this is fucking impossible for a reason. I don't actually want to do a request. I know I'll just end up not doing it for two years until everybody's forgotten about it anyway, even the original requester, even though that person will dislike me greatly without remembering why. Haha, and the prize options totally suck. I mean, Star Trek or Heroes? Where's the good stuff you guys are WATCHING me for, right? Ah, well, fuck it. It's still cool if somebody gets ANY of these. And yees, I know, it's "that kung fu song", but the artist is required as well. xD
Oh, and by the way, you don't get minus points for being wrong. So here's an idea: guess every song that has ever existed in world history on every number, and you're bound to get them all right! YEAH! Shit, I am so smart.

Should I offer consolation prizes for those who are able to guess a few? Since I'm obviously not doing the ultimate prize.

Also, COME ON PEOPLE. Numbers 1, 3, 12, 13, 15 and 22 are REALLY EASY. And if you've ever listened to some bands that are REALLY (or maybe just semi) famous, you should be able to guess 5, 6, 8, 11, 14, 16, 17, 18, 19 and 20 as well.
I was expecting you guys to get at least ONE right by now. xD

No, I don't consider inconspicuously listening through songs that you think might be right only to make sure to be cheating. Like, if you think that the nonexistent number 23, "It's like forgetting the words to your favourite song" MIGHT be Eet by Regina Spektor, then it's okay to listen to it to make sure.
If you haven't heard anything by Regina Spektor, by the way, you should check her out.

Am I going to have to give you guys clues? Like... the genre. Or the first letter of the artist.]</sub>



Rules
1. Put your music player of choice on shuffle.
2. Post the first line from the first ten or twenty songs that play. No skipping over the embarrassing ones!
3. Whenever somebody guesses a song and artist correctly, put that line in bold.
4. Googling is cheating.

1. My tears are falling, 'cause you're taking her away
2. See that girl, watch her dance
3. Everybody needs somebody
4. ¿Cómo saber si en un futuro la paso sentado?
5. My brother, you love her
6. Do I hear what I think I'm hearing?
7. Rescue me when I get too deep
8. Look up, what do you see?
9. Here I am, I need your shoulder, sister
10. You're politically correct no matter what you say
11. Dead men lying on the bottom of the grave
12. Wir fahr'n fahr'n fahr'n auf der Autobahn
13. She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah (Thank youuu, ~Kaos111!! The right answer was "She Loves You" by The Beatles. (THE TITLE WAS IN THE GODDAMN LINE. SERIOUSLY. WTF.))
14. Let me desecrate you child
15. Everybody was kung fu fighting (Thanks, ~ReggieTuesday. The song is "Kung Fu Fighting" by Carl Douglas. DUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.)
16. Slip inside the eye of your mind
17. I saw your face, elegant and tired
18. The amount of pills I'm taking counteracts the booze I'm drinking (~ReggieTuesday doesn't fail, apparently. The right answer was "Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough For The Two Of Us" by My Chemical Romance.)
19. Whenever I want you around, yeah
20. This heart of mine is made of silver
21. Tänk att män som han kan finnas
22. Luna de todas las noches


Guess away, bitches.

_{I did twenty-two because I'm COOL.}


Tell you what, if you can guess twelve of the songs, I'll draw you something. And I mean background (a crappy attempt at it anyway), inking, colouring, the whole package. Any characters/pairings from Star Trek (TOS) or Heroes.
_{No Avatar?! WHAT?!!! Well, I might make an exception if it's Sokkara. Other than that, no, 'cause I need to take a break.}

If the pairing you're requesting is incestuous slash, especially if it's Petrellicest, you get a bonus point.

If anybody actually manages this (AND NO CHEATING, YOU GUYS, I WILL KNOW, ACTUALLY I WON'T, BUT FUCKKK I TRUST YOU ENOUGH TO OFFER THIS MUCH, YOU CAN'T CHEAT), you can expect the finished product in two to two thousand weeks. (You think I'm kidding? No, bitch, this is going to take ages. And I don't want to hear any complaining. Just think of it this way: the longer I wait, the more my skills will have improved by the time I actually get to it.)



Some of these are waaay too easy. It's all right, though, because some of them are waaay too hard. Like 2 and 9. I didn't even know I had those songs. I didn't know they existed. At all.
And then I left my iTunes library on shuffle. I have some weird shit on my computer. I wish some of it had come up as one of the first twenty-two, because it would be fucking awesome if anybody could guess it.




The following isn't relevant at all to anybody, so you can skip it. Just get guessing instead.



<sub>Fuckkk.

I'm bored. I've got the week away from school. Everybody does here. And I don't know what to do with all my free time. (I'm going to pretend that the option to finish all those really, really old requests didn't even occur to me. Or the kiribans. Or... you know... whatever... it never crossed my mind...)

I spent the weekend in Uppsala at my grandparents' place, anyway. The only Internet they have is on this really old computer. It's the computer we had before the one we had before the one we had before the one that is the old computer in the family now. So I was without Internet for TWO WHOLE DAYS. EURHGRFDJKSFH. All because old computers weird me out. I mean, G3, WTFFFFFF.
So anyway. I'm happy, 'cause I discovered a comic book store not at all far away from their apartment. The town I live in is fucking LAME and it has nothing like that. So walking around in a comic book store for half an hour was like eating properly after starving for two years. They had loads of manga. Most of which I'd never heard of. And half the store was dedicated to Warhammer, which was awesome as well.

I'm sorry for being so inactive all the time, too. And for deleting everything I upload. If there's anything in particular you're missing, just tell me. I'll email it or reupload it or completely ignore you.</sub>